Jessie J's most chaotic performances, ranked

It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for!

This year, The Village Stage at the Gay VIllage Party is set to be graced by none other than multi-platinum pop royalty, Jessie J (AAAAH). She’s phenomenally talented, wields seismic vocals, and has a whopping 1.5 billion streams, 23 million record sales and a huge catalogue of chart-topping bops to her name. Not only is Jessie J an international icon, she’s also pure camp chaos and honestly, we’re obsessed.

Brace yourselves as we rank some of Jessie J’s most chaotic performances… you’re in for a wild ride, besties.

7. Performing to a crowd of oblivious tourists in Times Square

This is the level of chaos I aspire to embody. Imagine being so unbothered you could belt a song dressed as the Statue of Liberty in Times Square? Unreal.

2. To a crowd of completely oblivious tourists in Time Square. pic.twitter.com/BigZzrahyy
— ryan (@OhItsRyan) May 10, 2020

6. Serenading her 48 hour old newborn baby in a car park

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, but make it *extra*. This is actually very sweet and we’re so supportive of serenading your child with a Jessie J-esque nursery rhyme.

Jessie J singing to her newborn in newly shared video. ???? pic.twitter.com/0SFF8ir25Q
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) July 3, 2023

5. Mid flight on a Boeing 747

How on earth does this come about? How does she have a working PA system and spotlights on a plane?! I have so many questions!!

1. Mid flight on a Boeing 474 pic.twitter.com/GwLFhm3jq1
— ryan (@OhItsRyan) May 10, 2020

4. Belting Whitney Houston on a Chinese reality TV talent show, 10 years into her career

It’s safe to say the audience were gagged with Jessie J’s outstanding performance of Whitney Houston’s ‘I Have Nothing’ in 2018... I will 100% cry if I see this live.

3. Boop Boop de boop boop break it down (a classic)

We couldn’t not mention this one. Jessie really let her intrusive thoughts win here and I cannot get enough. Boop boop de boop boop break it down is now a regular part of the Manchester Pride team’s vocabulary and honestly, can you blame us?

2. Dressed as a gorilla in Trafalgar Square (???)

I'm not even sure how to caption this but I'm thoroughly obsessed with Jessie's confidence. This is pure unbridled chaos, and seeing her perform in our little car park on the Village Stage may well make it to next year’s list of Jessie J’s most chaotic performances ranked. Are you ready? I'm ready.

5. Dressed as a gorilla in a public square. pic.twitter.com/7kLz0W2Mo6
— ryan (@OhItsRyan) May 10, 2020

1. On a rollercoaster in Las Vegas

Singing with your mouth closed is one thing, but singing whilst plummeting from an alarming height on a rollercoaster? Magnificent.

Forever obsessed with Jessie J performing on a rollercoaster in Las Vegas, nothing will stop that woman from singing ???? https://t.co/4mgPr5r9mq
— naz (@azzfatton) April 4, 2024

Jessie J’s infectious energy is endearing and we’re so thrilled to have such a phenomenal talent grace the Village Stage at the Gay Village Party. We just know she’s going to blow us away with an outstanding performance, so don’t miss your opportunity to bag your tickets early!

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Phoebe Woodall

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